Archive: The More You Know

Where to Find It

Posted in Life @ The GrandThe More You KnowSimon Says

Lately, Simon has been really concerned about things running out (or “almost out”), so we spend some time talking about where we might get more. This was this morning’s rundown:

Me: Hey, Simon, we’re almost out of gas. Where should I go to get more?

Simon: A das station!

Me: And what if I need some coffee?

Simon: At da coffee house!

Me: We need some groceries. Where could I go?

Simon: Da gwoooshwee stoe. [That’s “grocery store,” but I bet you got that from the context.]

Me: I need more socks. Where do I get those?

Simon: Hy-Vee.

Me: Hmmm. Okay, what if I need a shirt.

Simon: Hy-Vee too!

Me: How about Target?

Simon: Nooooo. Silly Mommy.

Me: [Trying to throw him for a loop.] Where would I get a new belly button?

Simon: [Without missing a beat.] God!

 

 

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