Can’t Argue with That
Posted in Simon Says
On the way home last night, Simon wanted his window rolled down.
Jason: It’s too cold to roll the window down, buddy.
Simon: I am-n’t cold.
Jason: Be that as it may; you’re not the only one in the car.
Simon: Yes, I am! I am the only one in the car.
Jason: No, you’re not, buddy.
Simon: I am!
Jason: Okay, who is driving?
Simon: Me!
Jason: Simon, who are you talking to?
Simon: Nobody.
Jason: So we’re just figments of your imagination then?
Simon: I do!
We had to admit, the kid knows how to sell a story. We had to admire his consistency and clever redirect at the end there. (We also thought his denying our corporeal existence was a little creepy.)
Comments
tiffany
Amazing isn’t it what they can convince themselves of? It’s an art form I think.